For the record:

I would like it known that while I do play with how I write things such as "realz" and "ba-nono" or "ass-paragas" I do know how to speak and to write literately. My spelling often leaves more to be desired, however I am a fan of spell check. I am a mother and I don't regularly say cuss words at the diner table. (I admit to the occasional slip, where you slap your forehead and say a no-no word.)
We are adults and this, though, is my blog and it's about a very serious subject. I am a food addict and I am really working hard this time. My blog allows me to make fun, be stupid, forget the motherly responsibility and just take a light hearted, sometimes foul mouthed, often obsessive approach to the fight of my life - for my life.
I have been a blogger for years, and I have blogged some very serious issues in my life. I blogged the journey of discovery that led to coming out as a lesbian to my family and friends. I blogged my heartache as I struggled in the months and years after Katrina. I blogged one of the most horrendous breakups and the most emotionally unstable time of my life. In those times my family and friends were the only thing more important than my blogs, my blogs were my emotional outlet. I have no idea why I didn't think to use such a powerful tool in my fight against addiction, ill health and obesity, but I am glad I am now. Blogging my WW weight loss journey has led me to finding other really amazing bloggers putting up the good fight and I have found their stories inspirational and truly amazing.
So, if my french offends I truly don't mean it to, it's just my way.