Didn't everybody?

I just recently cleaned out my purse and desided I needed a change purse. So, I went online and ordered on. It's got ba-nonos on it. I know, it's awesomer than your old plastic smiley face one! Try not to be too jelly!
Anywho, when I got it it was a little bigger than expected and I thought, "That would be perfect for going out. It's just right for my ID, bank card, fags and a lighter." Then you know what happened? I remembered that I don't smoke. That's right. I was a smoker and now, I am not. I quit smoking like, two and a half to three years ago. I know, right?
Remembering that filled me with this recockulous pride and made me think that one day I will forget that I weighted over two hundred pounds. I can't imagine that now, but a few years ago I never thought I would forget being a smoker!