Little FAT Me

I work full time and I barely have time to breathe. In 2005 hurricane Katrina rearranged my life, since then I have gained roughly 80-90 pounds. I believe that it started in depression and became an addiction. I have started and failed many diets and then decided that MAYBE if I combine diet and exercise with blogging and shopping I might be able to find success. This is the story of 2010 and my struggle to rise above addiction, pain, depression and fat.
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30. Mother. Wife. Artist. Psychic (sensitive.) Writer. Singer. Rain dancer. Lover. Daughter. Sister. Child of God.

The road to MY PERSONAL goal BMI/weight!

Friday, June 11

GoB has a birthday and it's a good one ~ 30!

Today is the GoB's birthday. 30. I know, right? Not a day over 26. Mm-hmmm. That's what I just said the other day!
I gave her an AreoGarden to have a tiny farm on her desk or at home. Yay! Oh, but cake. Yeah, German chocolate. I think instead I will just take her to eat somewhere and order desert. We can't pig out on cake. I can't because I am telling you cake is a trigger that will lead me to selling my voluptuous velvet body in some jizz crusted crack den for pizza that is three days old and laced with crabs. She can't because if I witness her gorge on cake, or even if she comes home smelling like cake, I will have to have some myself and then, well I told you the crack den crabs story already.
Anyohf*ckwhocaresgivemecakenow!way, I love you my darling GoB and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(That's HAPPY BIRTHDAY! in Webdings font, tee-hee!)
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  1. AnonymousJune 18, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    yes yes HAPPY BIRTHDAY to that CHUMPSUCKA. stay away from the crab and jizz

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