On a side note:

(Like what the hell is that crap? "On a side note." As apposed to what? A front note? A back note?) That's what we are going with, you and I, from now on. Or, until I forget.
On a back note: the little fish at the bottom are real fun to feed, but they seem a bit lackadaisical. Not a true representation of what fatties like myself would really be like if we lived in a pool and were waiting for some dear stranger to find our small piece of cyber-whatnot and throw a bit of snack in just for the fun of it. However, if you take a moment and let them settle and then drop just one teeny bit in - they turn to tiny orcas and kill like only two kinds of women can. The first, a bunch of us foodies after a week of healthy eating, and the second, a group of forty-something year old single women at a friends wedding right after the bride pitches that POS crappy your-just-going-to-pitch-it bouquet over her head.
It's sad and a wee bit hilarious. Have fun!