Girl, you and me both know what I am about to say is TRUE! Are you ready? You want this? YOU WANT THIS? I want the truth! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! - Whoa, thank God that is over, my brain just rode that train! Anysaltmyrimoncemorepleaseway, I am about to talk the talk about roosterbutts - C-O-C-K-T-A-I-L-S!
Sometime a girlfriend just needs to put on her soul music (mine is mainly Moby -two in particular, Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad & Pale Horses, which can be checked out below, please do) and have a cocktail while she has herself an almost-cry over all the things that break her heart beyond broken, cannot be healed, only shoved away and revisited on quiet days with soul music and cocktails.
Sometimes a hooker just needs to get over whateve and move onto the next. In that case she needs a cocktail (hookers usually require multiple.)
Just a back note here (if you haven't been in class as of late, a back note is basically the layman's side note,) I am WAY STID so and as in, wasted! If I stop make sense I just want you to know that now I am Dr-Cr-Way-stid-unk! I am twaystid!
Wow, the drinkie-drink just kind of snuck up on me. What was I trying to say? Oh, yeah! If you have to have a drink and you are trying to watch your points there are some options. First off, a four ounce glass of wine is 2 points, not bad. Want something stronger - rum, gin, vodka and whiskey are all 1 point per one ounce. You could take a shot and then sip water. That not going to work for you? Well, I just found out that my little FAT fav happens to be low point. Bloody Mary's, when properly prepared, are only 2 points. (By properly I mean one ounce vodka, three-four ounces mix, two large olives and a few spicy beans.)
Fun fact with Bloody Mary's: they make a great snack, go wonderfully with carrots or a salad. :D
Soul music:
Sometime a girlfriend just needs to put on her soul music (mine is mainly Moby -two in particular, Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad & Pale Horses, which can be checked out below, please do) and have a cocktail while she has herself an almost-cry over all the things that break her heart beyond broken, cannot be healed, only shoved away and revisited on quiet days with soul music and cocktails.
Sometimes a hooker just needs to get over whateve and move onto the next. In that case she needs a cocktail (hookers usually require multiple.)
Just a back note here (if you haven't been in class as of late, a back note is basically the layman's side note,) I am WAY STID so and as in, wasted! If I stop make sense I just want you to know that now I am Dr-Cr-Way-stid-unk! I am twaystid!
Wow, the drinkie-drink just kind of snuck up on me. What was I trying to say? Oh, yeah! If you have to have a drink and you are trying to watch your points there are some options. First off, a four ounce glass of wine is 2 points, not bad. Want something stronger - rum, gin, vodka and whiskey are all 1 point per one ounce. You could take a shot and then sip water. That not going to work for you? Well, I just found out that my little FAT fav happens to be low point. Bloody Mary's, when properly prepared, are only 2 points. (By properly I mean one ounce vodka, three-four ounces mix, two large olives and a few spicy beans.)
Fun fact with Bloody Mary's: they make a great snack, go wonderfully with carrots or a salad. :D
Soul music:
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